Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Well well well its been a long fucking time.. and i got some crappy games to review!

So it's been a year now? i guess

Well mutch has happened the last year, I finished my education for Multimedia Designer
and i started Game Design. I'm on the education now for about 9 weeks? its going fairly
ok, Programming is still a bit of a bitch but its going.

BUT what does nearing the end of the year mean? WELL i get to play allot of new games

But thats not allways a good thing.......

Farcry 2:

Ill start with this one wile im re-installing dead space... guess why!

Well miles and miles of free-roaming, Africa,Lots of weapons,Far cry!
It's no a sequal to far cry where you wander arround on islands having
no clue wtf is going on and kill mutants (stalker anyone?)
No this time your a character of your choice and you get to roam
arround africa to find the jackl and kill him.. Hurray
so you though... You start the game in a car with some dude driving
you to a town, It doesnt realy give me info why im there or something
you just go to the town. Underway you see some pretty cool scenery
from africa and a piece of jungle and some wild life...
When you get there the screen starts to go all fuzzy and your passing out
great wtf is that? WELL GUYS N GALLS YOU GOT MALARIA you
wake up in your bed and this douche talks to you the jackl or something
idc when he left there is this fight going on in town and you have to escape
so i ran away from town and headed in the river to swim to the other side
so i could get safe, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING RIVER MY
CHARACTER PASSES OUT wth? then when the screen is black i hear
some guy saying get him and i hear sounds of my body get thrown in a
truck. Well thats buggy 2 me! then i wake up in some sort of cell and some
guy's bitching to me that i killed his men or something? well when i still
was in town they told me to get out of there so that was what i was doing
getting the hell out. And now i have to go and run errands for this guy?

I kinda had it with the game at that point it didnt realy suck me in or anything
the beginning i have no idea who i was. So i think the game wanted me to
make up who i was so i though i was a Pornstar fucking some chicks in africa
wile playing ''through fire and flames'' on expert level for 100% then i got
knocked out and waked up in a jeep...

The features of the game are relativly cool but dont realy work. The free-roam
aspect for example, Let me discribe it. Get a car drive 20 meters enemy car follows
you you kill them repair you vehicle and this goes on for every 20 meters.

The healing part is done awesome though, you have a health bar but if its down to
the 2 last blocks you are criticaly wounded and you wont heal yourself you dont
regenerate your health. So you have to do a rambo action by putting the knife in
the bullet wound in your leg and put the finger in it allso why not and simply
rambo style pull it out.. AWESOME! you allso have this with your hand arm feet
everypar almost (penis not included... i think)

Verdict:
god i gotto wrap this up. Well the gameplay is kinda ok but the enemys are robocop
or something it takes a hell lot of bullets to kill a person who is only wearing a tshirt
and the gameplay missions keep repeating itself though the game is fun and it
has made 10 hours on my desktop and 5 hours on my laptop (wich runs pretty good
2600 ati mobility radeon) i'd give it a 7.5 since the story just doesnt suck me in


NEXT GAME!

Dead Space:
oh fuck the installer isnt done yet...

NEXT!

Red Alert 3:\
The game with the overthe top video's and storys is back!
Since red alert 2 mutch has happaned to the C&C series. EA has bought the studio
Generals sucked ass, Tiberium wars didnt deliver and the ingame videos for TB?
crappy as hell! But now we get Red Alert 3 not by the origional makes but by
the EA people.. does it deliver?

The game starts ofcours with a nice intro with actors and cg. The story goes like this
The russians are on the losing side and have a time machine, They go back in time
to kill einstein who made nuclear weapons that provided the technology of the west
when they come back they see that they have almost all europe in theyr grasp but
OH NOES lolcat japan attacks theyr northern base and all hellbreaks loose
en thats the point where the video gets awesome, Hellmarch3 by frank klepacki
yes the guy who made the soundtrack for each and every C&C game to date.
Awesome guitar music and it just kicks ass...

The campaign. I started it on the alied side where i got a video that i was appointed
commander bla bla bla.. i had to defend england from a russian attack. So like in ra2
i made units like crazy and the attack never came to the shore. Then when the second
attack the music kicked back in, I found my self more intrested to the music and headbanging
then keeping the reds out of england..
(thats where i alt tabbed and *kough* downloaded the soundtrack*)
Next mission. I had to usa tanja to infiltrate the russian base and blow some this up
-_- god why? BOORING!!!

Soviet campaign i had to defend a structure that was valueable to the soviet? BOORING!

The rising sun campaigh? it started lame with a movie of some japanese guy who hates
america and russia? ok well look closly to the girl in the movie SHES WESTERN! but ok
its ra3 so i cant complain... i started the campaign... and the frigging missions are so boring
soo boring god -_-

SKIRMISH!!! the thing i played for hours and hours in ra2 had to come back and it did.
So inmediatly i wanted to start with libya hehehe Nuclear suicide trucks!!! but WHAT?
ONLY RUSSIA,AMERICA and the japanese? WHY!!!??? what happaned the the rest of
the world? well so i start with russia vs japan in some dark blueish level with a few buildings
it started decent but what i dont like is that they re-done the building system. In ra2 you
clicked on the building waited till it was done click on the map BOOM and it stands, NOW
you click on it place it on the map and then it comes out of the ground (meaby its magicaly
pushed up by mole's or worms?) then the fighting.. its so damn hard to see what unit is good
against another unit since its all so hard to see.. god its hard to review a game !

Then you have your little attack tree on the left in the bottom where you can see how mutch
points you have to call in an air strike/units or some vietnameese woman with some crack

Verdict:
Its fucked -_- totaly again. Better then generals though, But alone the game suckes dick.. no
a shit piled ass! You can coop the campaign but i cant realy imagine that that can be fun
CUZ YOU HAVE TO DO IT THROUGH ONLINE PLAY! WTH? i just want to play though
lan... NOOO you have to have an EA game account, Fuck That!

i give the game a 7 for the efford. now im going back to playing ra2

Fallout 3:
AWESOME
Its like an angel who is shitting diaria in your mouth... that good

Nothing to said definatly buy. Exept your some little fag who cant use the vat system

dont have mutch more to say

BUY DOWNLOAD PLAY HURRY!

Verdict:
Godlike 9,5

FUUUCK DEADSPACE STILL ISNT DONE YET!!!

ill do that one tomorrow! its gonne be a FEAST!

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Its been a wile

It shure has, Mutch happened since my last post!

I got drunk mutch, We finnaly got to a point with the game that we allmost have a tech demo!
My Modified Xbox 360 is running like a tit and im Enjoying all the sucky games that came out this fall (Asassins creed,Kayne and lynch,mass effect and kinda Guitar hero 3 to) you might wonder why do they suck, I will tell soon

Now the story begins 4 weeks ago!

It was a rather strange time as i remember, Everytime i was at school it was dry and i thought
to go out skateboarding. But everyday when i return to home it started to rain, And thats the skaters enemy, So mutch of my time was spend behind the pc. But most days when i woke up i woke up with serious headace's, So the first week i missed 3 school days. I allso noticed i was getting a cold and started to feel a little sick, Then on friday me and mike had a party and i was looking forward to that party for weeks so i realy wanted to go, My parrents adviced me not to go but i did cuz i realy wanted to go. So i took some heavy painkillers with me and some asprine ( those painkillers where from my dad he was operated 1 time and got some near morphine shit but he only needed 1 so i took some since my head realy enjoyed those painkillers) so i was at the party. Mike was drunk verry soon and strangely enough i didnt have a sip of booze since i still didnt realy feel well, So i watched all the drunk people fall and do crazy shit (compiled i saw people puking,allmost fighting and lots of screaming) that night was just weird, So the next day me and mike drive home and that just took ages. Well it was saturday and i started to feel sicker and sicker, Didnt do mutch except go to the opticien to get some glasses ( i figured it would be better for my eyes when im behind the pc since i had glasses when i was a small fucker allso)
Then sunday... my parrents noticed i got realy realy sick so monday we went to the doctor..
well i had a Nose infection,Throat infection,Ear infection and those airways in your front head, Great i thought but i got some medicine (the first 1) they would help my infections, so i got home and i had to mix the medicine with water and drink it. I NEVER EVER HAD SOMETHING THIS GROSS when i drank it i puked it out instantly, and the cool thing was i had to take the medicine 3 times in a day!

After exacly 3 days it didnt work anymore i couldnt take the medicine anymore, So i got new ones that i could swallow but i felt so spacy when i had them, it was mutch more comfortable ^^
So the week progressed and at thursday my dad came home happy, The letter he got earlyer that week from his work was about some weird meeting about a idea he turned in once. So he went there and found out he won a nice bucket 0 monneh, He was so happy he bought me and my mom a Nintendo DS (we both got a black one i got the new Zelda,and mario bros and my mom got nintendogs and braintraining) that was about it for the whole week most time i was sleeping. Then sunday me and mike where bussy with the game and i felt loads better and monday i could go back to school... Or so i thought bout 2 hours after dinner i suddenly my skin was turning in weird dots and my face started to get thick, so next day to the doctor. He told me i was alergic to the first medicine i got, That just sucked cuz the first 3 days of the skin irritation where barable but then it started to itch over my whole body -_- thats FUCKING anniong when your at school in the library and your back starts to itch like hell!
So next days i was sick from school again my mom made an apointment with the doctor again since i didnt sleep for 2 nights of the itchyness, again i got medicine and those would allso help agains the itchyness. It didnt... i didnt sleep for 4 nights and as of typing now its still not realy over meaby doctor tomorrow again? dunno

Games games games! why do all big titles suck i dunno

1. Asassins creed (SPOILERS) i thought i put it up dunno why since its just the beginning of the game but who cares.
Ok i thought asassins creed so i got it and started to play, Some strange scifi menu apears i allready thought WTF. Then the game started some bullshit story about your forefathers memory's and shit in a fucking FUTURE LABRATORY i thought WTF is this crap, They all hype you with medieval killing and im just some fucktard in the future playing in his memory. INSTANTLY i was dissapointed with the game and had that feeling when your playing, That you have the idea of what you do doesnt have a use since its just a memory so if this guy dies in 1980 then if i fuck up in 1979 i dont have to be scared since its a memory and hes gonne die in 1980 its not a timetravel! and now after reading back i have no fucking idea but what i want to say... DONT HYPE A GAME WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO FUCK IT UP WHEN ITS COMMING OUT

2. Kayne and lynch: Dead men
I have no idea why this game was so hyped and why i ever thought this was going to be cool, You start with some lame movie about some fucker who is going to die but No he gets saved by some retards shooting the cops, Then the game started and i felt the awsome gross gameplay that just doesnt realy work. The aiming sucks ass and this game realy doesnt make me believe anything in that game could happen in reality its just 1 beer game (reference: a beer game movie or song is a song that you can listern brainless to for instance Metallica, a beer movie is a full action movie with mutch explosives Rambo,terminator etc since a beer game is brainless and just only action like Quake,Duke nukem (this doesnt mean there bad Beer games mostly are awsome but this one sucks)

3. Mass Effect Ugh!
im not gonne spill mutch words on this one, The game starts a intresting scifi setting BUT like all bioware rpg's on consoles... you play with a constant FPS lag and that just pisses me off!

4. Guitar hero 3
Even though i had mutch fun with mike playing this game, It lacs good music. The only thing im playing constantly is the lasts songs (slayer,metallica,eric johnston and iron maiden) the graphics etc look awsome but allso the gui when you are playing a song kinda sucks. The rock meter is to pimped out to even see where the meter is standing when you are playiing


Further more hopefully soon the cursedstudio website is online!

Sunday, August 26, 2007

The best weekend EVER!

Well the story starts!

Friday 24th

Beginnin of the day im kinda bored, Nothing to do except some minor unimportant things. I was invited at this chicks party later that night. I was gonne sleep over there since its a verry long way home if i went with my bike. So im there sitting on the sofa didnt knew any one so i started some contact, What happaned some guys gamed and stuff and we just started talking about that all night. The chick whent to the kitchen and got a bottle of Jagermeister(35%) for me, Thats where the crap started. So i poored a drink for myself it was nice and cool so it was perfect to drink. Well i had about 2 small glasses and they started to poker, I didnt knew the game but i participated what could i lose? So i took a full glass of jagermeister to the table and drank it a little to fast. The brother of the chick was explaining me the rules of poker but for some alcoholic reason i could not remember shit, So i was there playing poker having no idea what im doing. Then here brother poored me another full glass. And as drunk as i allready was drank it. Then the chick gave me 2 fleugels (small drinks about 11%) i drank it all verry fast, Well it was about 0:00 and most people left. But since i still was there and being drunk drinking another 2 glasses with here brother ( i didnt make it to the half of the last glass) it was about 02:00 and i started to feel not so well, So i went outside with here since my stomace hurted. She grabbed me a bucket and i just puked that bitch if there was no tomorrow, That took about 1 hour and i went upstairs to go to sleep.. well i lay there and slep like a rock, The strangest thing was when i went to sleep i saw here sitting there with here mobile and when i woke up i saw the exact same thing. Well then the morning hit me.

Saturday 25th

I woke up again later and the room was all spinning and i felt a bit better so i went downstairs, When i walked the last stairs to the living room i felt like crap and ran in the toilet where i puked a few times and after that i felt super. So i walk in the living room and see here chatting with my roommate on msn, I asked for a glass of water and i was gonne sit outside. When i was outside i felt mutch better drank some water, But then the same feeling as last night hit me and i ran to the toilet and i puked Crystal clear water... pretty cool though i mean i puked so many times i kinda got custom to it. Well 2 hours and mutch puking later my mom comes and picks me up, She saw in what shape i was and told me i might have a mild shape of Alcohol poisoning since she saw this before. Well there we went to Enschede not home since i had a apointment to *cough* flash my xbox 360, I think i puked about 3 times on the way there. And the most shitty is if you have to puke but you dont have any thing to puke out, You puke out Stomace acid and that is so fuckedup to have in your throat. Well we got there and rang the door. Some Iraqee (how ever you write it) opened the door he came on to me verry proffesionaly with his pda and shit he looked verry trust worthy. So i had him the xbox and he would call in 45 minutes so we can pick it back up. So we went in to the centrum of enschede and i felt like crap, 30 minutes later we got a call to pick the xbox back up. So we picked it up (reminder i havent puked in 30 minutes) we get to the car, i open the door and started puking again the bag what i had to puke in now has a nice load of stomace acid in it. The way back home i guess i puked 6 times. So i was home gave my dad the xbox got in the shower and just went to bed for the rest of the day, Never puked when i was home though and later on it got better.

Now its sunday/monday

i think i had about 4 full bottles of jagermeister and 3 small ones
then i had about 6 fleugels.. i was told that if i drank mutch more i could get in a coma
so i reccoment NO ONE to drink that mutch believe me it isnt worth you weekend

im feeling great, my xbox now runs Backupped games and im enjoying Bioshock!
This is the best weekend EVER!

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Vacation...

Well...

To most people is full vacation now, Though i dont notice anything diffrent. Because my school allready gives me so mutch free time im pretty used to theyse free days, Now my vacation mostly consists of me and some friends (pinguindude) being drunk and screw arround ringing door bells and throwing eggs at people. It might sound fun but its boring as hell.

Now the day before yesterday i didnt sleep since i was writing a Game Design in notepad, I must say writing it realy works out great. The idea is a MMORPG that works with more then just the battle that the most mmo's run on, My idea is a MMORPG based in a sci-fi world that makes the use of Politics, Strategy warfar and ofcours some space flight. You might say at this point THATS IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE and stuff like YOULL MAKE IT NOW BUT YOU WONT FINNISH IT. Well i agree its impossible to make at this stage, And allso i'm not going to make it now. I'm planning to make this someday in the future when i have a team who i know and willing to make this. Well i wrote it all and i think im at a 50% of completion, The document is 18kb now and thats allot for a notepad file. Then allso i let my good friend PinguinDude read it, Since i trust him fully. He told me it was a great game concept and thats mutch to hear from him since normaly he flame's everything there is!

Not allso i ordered a pc like a month ago, And i knew some parts where hard to get but this is getting insane! Last week it notified that every thing was in EXCEPT the processor. And that just sucks since i'm going on vacation next monday. And i'm then only going to be able to get my new pc in 3 weeks. Now im stuck with this lagging piece of shit for allmoast 3 weeks now. And every single day i see this screen... waiting till the processor hits the store
I bet you want this pc =]
CLICK FOR A LARGER PIC

The Shitty pc specs:
AMD Athlon XP 1800+
1,53 GHz
256 MB RAM
NVIDIA GeForce FX 5200
40 GIG hdd

The new pc specs (PRO):
Intel Core 2 Duo
3.00 GHz
2048 MB DDR2
NVIDIA 8800 GTS
500 GIG hdd

Now as you can see there is a world of diffrence bitween those 2, If you dont see a diffrence your a noob. Now the shitty pc i just bought for a temp pc since im going to die if i didnt have a pc. And before that i had a gamers laptop

Old lappy specs:
Intel Core Duo T2250
1.73 GHz
1024 MB ram
nVidia GeForce Go 7900 GS
120 GB hdd

It was a good thing but i sold it to a friend of mine for 1300 euro, And bought the pro pc for 1226. Now thats a good deal! mutch better stuff for less money.

Well thats all i have to say i gues... Im going back to writing the game

Friday, July 13, 2007

The sony psp

Well...

I'm a proud owner of a sony psp! i have one now for allmoast 1 year.
I have been verry bussy in the more nonso legal front trying to downgrade my psp,
But it allways failed me OR i had the wrong version OR i needed a certain game with a bug it never worked out. Exept YESTERDAY!

I was browsing through the internet searching how to crack a nintendo DS and i found out that the OLD 1.50 version of the PSP game Lumines had a bug if you have a 3.50 version of your firmware on your psp! So i went to the shop buy'd the game for 15 euro's and went home to try it out.


Then i found this movie on youtube explaining how to do it!
So i did i spend 20 minutes Downgrading and updating my psp to 3.40 oe-a! and it all worked fine! at first i realy worrie'd about the problems you could bump into, like that your psp could brick etc.. but it all worked out fine

Now i am enjoying games like:
SW: battlefront 2
DBZ: Shin Budokai another road
KillZone: liberation

Allso i installed a Snes Nes and Gba emulator, since i love to play nintendo games!
It all worked great! but lets not let to many people do this els sony will lose more and more money and there wont be any games any more! but still ps3 is doomed to fail anyway!
Since its just to expensive and Wii is more origional and the Xbox360 came out way earlyer!


Good luck sony!

The first bloggy day!

Well... This is the first thing im posting here!

Lets start!

I'm Nick and im just a normal guy, Me and a friend ar bussy with a videogame & making our own
Video Game company named Cursed Studio www.cursedstudio.com. Plus with diffrent friends i am bussy creating a clothing label, www.victimthirtyone.com . As you can see i have a bussy life
and i just love to hang arround with all those friends!